One Todd G. Ulmer, of Belmont Cambridge NORWOOD, MA.
 

What?

A site with admittedly little appeal to anyone but its creator, containing no actual content.
 

Where?

Sitting on a server somewhere in the continental US.  Hosted by the good people and fine pasta at angrynoodle.com.
 

Why?

A shameless ploy to drive up the demand for bandwidth, so that someone will start funding fiber-optic research in the US again.

or: Because Craig bought me the domain name for my birthday.
 

When?

Since April 1, 2003.  No fooling.
 

How?

via Netscape 7.1 Sea Monkey 2.0.1, Photoshop 5.0 Limited Edition, and Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary, 1990 (thanks, Mom).