FU one time...

So, if you were a lame duck president that had driven the country into a ditch with your agenda and you had to pick one college or university in all of America to bless with a commencement speech, which would it be?

 

Or, put another way, where could you possibly go where you might stand a decent chance of not being heckled?

 

Yep, that’s right…Furman University, in Greenville, SC.  My alma matter (sigh).

 

Maybe he just couldn’t resist returning to the scene of the crime of the character assassination of John McCain back in the 2000 primary season (after all, how would you feel about the father of an illegitimate black child being president?).  Or maybe he just confused Furman with that other esteemed institution of higher learning in Greenville, SC, Bob Jones University.  (Come to think of it, he probably would have gone over pretty well at BJU.)  Whatever the reason, there he was on May 31, addressing the Class of 2008.

 

I’m not entirely sure how to feel about this.  On the one hand, the guy is the president, and even if he’s a serious contender for Worst President Ever, it’s still an honor to have him speak at your school’s graduation ceremony.  Isn’t it?

 

Well, some of the students and faculty didn’t think so, and wrote a letter of objection that was posted on Furman’s web site.  Predictably, this set off a firestorm of controversy on campus, which, reading between the lines of the article in the alumni magazine, sounds like it got pretty ugly.  Apparently Furman’s long Southern Baptist legacy still lingers.

 

I have to admit to experiencing a certain thrill when I recognized one of my favorite old physics professors among those in the photo wearing “We Object” t-shirts in the rear of the faculty section at graduation.  But mostly I think it would have been better all around if some other lucky school had been the recipient of this particular honor.  From a publicity standpoint, this was pretty much a no-win situation; there’s no way the controversy was ever going to be the second story to the event itself.  And of course, can you imagine trying to turn down the offer once it was extended?  “Um, thanks, but we’re going to go with the lieutenant governor again this year, if that’s ok with you.  Thanks all the same.”

 

But at least it’s still a beautiful campus.


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