found your wheel.

One of the drawbacks of living in a major metropolitan area is the close proximity to and high density of irresponsible idiots who are too lazy to do something as simple as tying down loose stuff in the back of their truck.  But I’m getting ahead of myself.

 

My wife was driving into Boston to see a patient last Saturday morning when from out of the blue a wheel came sailing over the divider from the other side of I93, bounced once, and smashed into her front driver’s side wheel and fender, causing her to lose control and skid across two lanes of traffic before sliding to a halt in the slow lane.  The wheel took out two more cars before coming to rest by the divider.  Through some minor miracle, none of the cars actually collided with anyone else, despite heavy traffic, and no one was hurt.

 

This stretch of interstate is just a couple of miles south of downtown and has no emergency lane, so traffic began piling up immediately.  The cops showed up within a few minutes, and after ascertaining that no one was injured told all of the drivers to move their wrecked cars off the highway via an exit that was just up ahead.  My wife’s front wheel was bent at about a twenty degree angle, but the cop insisted it was drivable, so she drove it off the exit with the wheel wobbling and making grinding noises and some unidentified fluid leaking from the engine compartment.

 

At first, the cop didn’t seem to understand what had happened.  He actually asked my wife if she was sure the wheel hadn’t come off of her own car.  Let’s see, count ‘em, one, two, three, four wheels on the car and a spare still secured to the back, so, that would be a no.  Once he finally understood that, yes, the wheel must have come from the other side of the highway (probably bouncing out of the back of someone’s truck), he offered the helpful insight that there was a 99.9% chance that the owner of the wheel would never be identified; either he was oblivious to having lost it, or he saw the mess he caused and chose to keep on driving.  One would like to think that someone else on I93 south might have seen what happened and reported a license number to the police, but we’re not holding our collective breath.

 

Of the other two cars that were hit, one was drivable, but the other had its entire front driver’s side fender peeled back and ultimately had to be taken away by tow.  As for my wife’s car, in addition to the crushed fender, broken axel, and bent wheel (plus who knows what other damage hidden behind it), the front bumper and the driver’s door both took some damage.  We are waiting to see if the insurance company will declare it a total loss or try to have it fixed up.

 

I arrived about a half hour after the accident, and the police and the other two cars were already gone.  The police can be really efficient when they want to be. 

 

As our tow-truck driver informed us, it could have been a lot worse.  If the wheel had bounced a foot higher it would have come right through the windshield.  If there had been a car in one of the two lanes next to her she would have been T-boned.  Given that there was no emergency lane, she could easily have been hit from behind after she came to a stop.  Given that all of this happened in high-density traffic that was moving at 60-70 mph, you don’t need to understand ½ mv^2 to recognize how potentially bad a situation this was.

 

So yeah, whoever you are out there, the cops have your wheel.  Come and get it at your convenience.


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